Topic: The Stuttering Cat
dylux35's photo
Wed 10/11/06 12:44 PM
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
said.

The teacher is thinking, 'Yeah, right, whatever...' and says to her,
"Tell us about it."

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"What does that have to do with a stuttering cat?" asked the teacher.

The little girl said, "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before
he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him."

michael1313's photo
Wed 10/11/06 12:54 PM
NICE JOKE,,,THE ONLY THING DOGS AND I HAVE IN COMMON IS WE BOTH EAT
PUSSY...

dylux35's photo
Wed 10/11/06 12:56 PM
lol.....does it stutter?

no photo
Wed 10/11/06 01:44 PM
if you're good it does

Ghostrecon's photo
Sat 10/14/06 12:13 PM
Sometimes it flutters, sometimes it gushes. LoL

dylux35's photo
Thu 10/19/06 12:13 PM
LMAOOOOO...

You gotta love the forums! :-)

cowboy112259's photo
Fri 10/20/06 06:06 PM
Oh..that was funny.i just lmao

bingbing's photo
Sun 10/18/09 11:08 AM
Yall are so naughty ;)