One day as I was walking home, I had to pass the cenotaph(war memorial)
that's right by my house, I saw this old man sitting there crying
quietly. Now, being a war historian and having a soft spot in my heart
for veterans, I walked over to him and asked him who his friends were on
the monument. He kinda looked at me blankly, so I asked him a bit
differently, if he was crying because he was remembering his friends
that died in the war. He said no. So I asked what was wrong. He told me
that he was 78 yrs old, was married to a beautiful 25 yr old that cooked
like a chef and they had sex 3-5 times a day and it was fantastic. I was
kinda puzzled so I asked why he'd be crying about that. He said,
"Because I can't remember where I live!"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats sooo funny!!
ROFLMAO

hell yeah, i'd be cryin too lol