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Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle.........
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I thought this was a trapezoid?
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You need to relax..... And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals. |
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You need to relax..... And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals. Yes....that is a hamster in my pic. Did you see it? I love animals. I never condoned killing anything. I do, however....condone keeping yr place yr place.... If they aren't welcome.....then they must go....... |
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At our cabins, we like to sleep in the beds alone. We dont like mice in our pans. we use giant rat sticky traps, If they want to live they should stay out in nature where they belong....If i see a rattler, cut his head off with a shovel.....My life is more important than his.
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First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap....... They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them. My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol |
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You need to relax..... And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals. i think the JOKE here is, the title is How To Catch A Rat, being a social networking site, you are bound to think a two faced human, but when you open the thread, it's literally directions on catching a rat...why, you ask, that is the JOKE> No animals were harmed in this thread. It's all Chill, pop a PILL |
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First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap....... They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them. My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol |
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You need to relax..... And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals. i think the JOKE here is, the title is How To Catch A Rat, being a social networking site, you are bound to think a two faced human, but when you open the thread, it's literally directions on catching a rat...why, you ask, that is the JOKE> No animals were harmed in this thread. It's all Chill, pop a PILL |
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I'm not claiming to be all Ted Nugent and all.......
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Edited by
Totage
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Tue 06/07/11 09:35 AM
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First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap....... They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them. My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol Yeah, they publish books and website saying that it's a sign of their love and what not, but in reality, they just want you to cook the damn thing so they can have a hot meal. Then they get all pissy when you throw it out. I love cats though, they're such a-holes you have to love them. lol I had one indoor cat that would hunt dirty socks, never clean ones, they had to be dirty. lol |
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First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap....... They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them. My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol Yeah, they publish books and website saying that it's a sign of their love and what not, but in reality, they just want you to cook the damn thing so they can have a hot meal. Then they get all pissy when you throw it out. I love cats though, they're such a-holes you have to love them. lol I had one indoor cat that would hunt dirty socks, never clean ones, they had to be dirty. lol |
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Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle......... great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought. |
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Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle......... great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought. |
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Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle......... great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought. i hear ya, mr. i still play my LP's on my turntable ((which, btw, i think is totally kewl)) |
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Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle......... great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought. i hear ya, mr. i still play my LP's on my turntable ((which, btw, i think is totally kewl)) |
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Yes....that is a hamster in my pic. Did you see it? I love animals. I never condoned killing anything. I do, however....condone keeping yr place yr place.... If they aren't welcome.....then they must go....... You love animals, you say? Yet you: a) Use a glue trap b) Laugh when someone mentions what happened with an animal on their glue trap c) Nonchalantly describe a tail being ripped off in one of them. Some animal lover you are. I have a sense of humour, but laughing at real-life situations of animal cruelty is not funny in the least. |
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I'm not claiming to be all Ted Nugent and all....... how about a Richard Gere |
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