Topic: How to catch a rat........
Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 08:54 AM
Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle.........

:tongue:

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:00 AM
I thought this was a trapezoid?
grumble------pitchfork

no photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:12 AM

You need to relax.....

smokin


And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals.

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:21 AM


You need to relax.....

smokin


And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals.
2 posts in on yr first day here.....and this is how you choose to spend yr time? You obviously don't know my sense of humor....or you just lack one........

:tongue:

Yes....that is a hamster in my pic. Did you see it? I love animals. I never condoned killing anything. I do, however....condone keeping yr place yr place.... If they aren't welcome.....then they must go.......

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Tue 06/07/11 09:23 AM

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:25 AM
At our cabins, we like to sleep in the beds alone. We dont like mice in our pans. we use giant rat sticky traps, If they want to live they should stay out in nature where they belong....If i see a rattler, cut his head off with a shovel.....My life is more important than his.

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:25 AM


laugh

Totage's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:26 AM

First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap.......

smokin


They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them.

My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:27 AM


You need to relax.....

smokin


And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals.


i think the JOKE here is, the title is How To Catch A Rat, being a social networking site, you are bound to think a two faced human, but when you open the thread, it's literally directions on catching a rat...why, you ask, that is the JOKE> No animals were harmed in this thread. It's all Chill, pop a PILL

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:30 AM


First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap.......

smokin


They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them.

My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol
Cats are funny, man. They like to give you gifts,ya' know? Come in the house and drop a dead bird at yr feet and look up at you all proud. Then yr like..."Thanks...."(picks up dead bird.....):tongue:

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:31 AM



You need to relax.....

smokin


And you need to stop being sadistic to other animals.


i think the JOKE here is, the title is How To Catch A Rat, being a social networking site, you are bound to think a two faced human, but when you open the thread, it's literally directions on catching a rat...why, you ask, that is the JOKE> No animals were harmed in this thread. It's all Chill, pop a PILL
drinker

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:32 AM
I'm not claiming to be all Ted Nugent and all.......:tongue:

Totage's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:34 AM
Edited by Totage on Tue 06/07/11 09:35 AM



First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap.......

smokin


They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them.

My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol
Cats are funny, man. They like to give you gifts,ya' know? Come in the house and drop a dead bird at yr feet and look up at you all proud. Then yr like..."Thanks...."(picks up dead bird.....):tongue:


Yeah, they publish books and website saying that it's a sign of their love and what not, but in reality, they just want you to cook the damn thing so they can have a hot meal. Then they get all pissy when you throw it out.

I love cats though, they're such a-holes you have to love them. lol

I had one indoor cat that would hunt dirty socks, never clean ones, they had to be dirty. lol

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:37 AM




First....you get a glue trap, see? Now....these are meant to be folded....but don't fold it, O.K.? Just lay it down in a place where you can't step on it, dig? Now....in a day or two.....you'll catch that bastard. If you don't wanna' kill him....if he's still alive.....just use corn oil to free him from the trap.......

smokin


They can be clever, and glue traps don't always work, but a nice country gatto always works. My cat was declawed and never stepped paw outside past the screen door, and he would catch those vermin left and right (up, down, and all around too). I've had others that were more outdoorsy, and they would always bring me little gifts, or maybe they just wanted me to cook them.

My grandma cares for stray cats that get dumped on her land, never saw one rodent near her land in all my life. Saw some strays that looked pretty well fed though. lol
Cats are funny, man. They like to give you gifts,ya' know? Come in the house and drop a dead bird at yr feet and look up at you all proud. Then yr like..."Thanks...."(picks up dead bird.....):tongue:


Yeah, they publish books and website saying that it's a sign of their love and what not, but in reality, they just want you to cook the damn thing so they can have a hot meal. Then they get all pissy when you throw it out.

I love cats though, they're such a-holes you have to love them. lol

I had one indoor cat that would hunt dirty socks, never clean ones, they had to be dirty. lol
Yea. A lot of cats have serious attitude. I kinda' respect that though.....

bastet126's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:37 AM

Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle.........

:tongue:


great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought.flowerforyou

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:41 AM


Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle.........

:tongue:


great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought.flowerforyou
Well....they have machines that can do that now, see? :tongue:

bastet126's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:43 AM



Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle.........

:tongue:


great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought.flowerforyou
Well....they have machines that can do that now, see? :tongue:


i hear ya, mr. i still play my LP's on my turntable laugh :tongue: ((which, btw, i think is totally kewl))

Dict8's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:46 AM




Contrary to popular belief....the world is actually NOT one big drum circle.........

:tongue:


great... now what am i gonna do with this djembe i just bought.flowerforyou
Well....they have machines that can do that now, see? :tongue:


i hear ya, mr. i still play my LP's on my turntable laugh :tongue: ((which, btw, i think is totally kewl))
That is cool. My turntable and mixer are on my coffee table. I'm playing Coltrane on 180 gram vinyl as I write this.....:tongue:

no photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:56 AM


Yes....that is a hamster in my pic. Did you see it? I love animals. I never condoned killing anything. I do, however....condone keeping yr place yr place.... If they aren't welcome.....then they must go.......


You love animals, you say?

Yet you:

a) Use a glue trap
b) Laugh when someone mentions what happened with an animal on their glue trap
c) Nonchalantly describe a tail being ripped off in one of them.

Some animal lover you are.

I have a sense of humour, but laughing at real-life situations of animal cruelty is not funny in the least.

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 06/07/11 09:59 AM

I'm not claiming to be all Ted Nugent and all.......:tongue:


how about a Richard Gere