A balding, white haired man from Sun City Chebacco Lake in Florida , walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man,

'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
See.......Not All Seniors Are Senile

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the young lady ignored what was I am sure her mama's first lessons:

"don't count ur chickens before they hatch'

"don't leave ur panties dryin on the line for the neighbors to see"

"keep the horse in the barn till ur WEARING the ring"


mama & I did not always get along that well, but her lessons and truisms have all turned out to be completely legit

D.O.M. 1

Jeweler 0

Dual Pwnership!

effin hilarious... you know something, Im gonna pass that story line along.

Knowing myself and my advanced senility, I probably would write the cheque from my Uncle's account. (I never had that much money in my life all in one place.)

And probably that is the first reason why young gorgeous blondes don't walk into Jewellery shoppes with me. Girls have big hearts, they mother old decrepid men, they can't bear to rip them off of so much money for free.

At least that's how I look at it, anyhow.

I bet you remember this story the first time you walked into such a store with such a man, OP. You also knew how big a joke it was and you knew the man well enough to know he is promising to rip you off. But hey, you probably had a big heart, and if not, you made up the extra volume by praying to Votan and Votyox.

I don't know who Votan or Votyox are.

But I had a great weekend with that old man, and I picked up the ring on Monday, and the jeweler and me put him in jail for check fraud and placed a lean on his house and car.

The jeweler got a $50,000 dollar house and a 1967 Chevy, and I got the ring.