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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 55 | |
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Baths in a horse trough
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Sniffs monkey poo
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Spells Passing...Pasting
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It was meant to be pasting you silly.
climbs trees. |
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Wears pasties
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Thinks camel toes makes for good medicine.
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Walks on her camel toes
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 All ten of them. Uses flour for after shave. |
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(yeah, right)
Cooks biscuits with my left over shaving flour |
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Once was a room mate to the Hamburglar....
and he left a pretty nasty bathroom huh Word?  
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( You have my "word" on that
) Once married a clock maker. She was late for the wedding. |
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Thinks that a clock maker can nerver be late
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only goes out on Dates if the women pay the bill
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Snuck out on her date while he was paying the dinner bill.
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Tiger depends on tigres for the hunt.
((hey allokat GM))  I'm hopefull to hit my target soon dude. |
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bought an airline to fly me over to India
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Bought a 50 pound bag of Captain Crunch cereal.
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Scared the mailman today when he came to the door
Or,,,,, made his day 
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built a little nest in my room so she never has to be far from me for very long.
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Is a model for digital cameras
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