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Topic: Bragging
Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 04/26/11 06:10 PM
My chamber is longer. Not bragging, just saying. I once shot a snapping turtle with an AK-47.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 04/26/11 06:11 PM
Naw East...it is a .308...I am just a tall guy.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 04/26/11 06:12 PM
My chamber is longer. Not bragging, just saying. I once shot a snapping turtle with an AK-47. What was the turtle shooting?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Tue 04/26/11 06:13 PM
it ain't bragging if it's true.....right? It's just pointing out the obvious

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 04/26/11 06:15 PM
He had the sawed off shot gun.

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 04/26/11 06:19 PM
Long chambers? Errrr...bigger...taller....longer? ...waiting....waiting....waiting....for who has the thicker..

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 04/26/11 06:27 PM
I think the turtle did, but I could be wrong though.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 04/26/11 06:28 PM
My chamber is longer. Not bragging, just saying. I once shot a snapping turtle with an AK-47. What was the turtle shooting?

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 04/26/11 06:32 PM
Long chambers? Errrr...bigger...taller....longer? ...waiting....waiting....waiting....for who has the thicker.. Sorry Jess...I aint posting a picture of my man parts.....the other guys would get an inferiority complex and probably kill themselves (seriously) :)

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 04/26/11 06:36 PM
Long chambers? Errrr...bigger...taller....longer? ...waiting....waiting....waiting....for who has the thicker.. Sorry Jess...I aint posting a picture of my man parts.....the other guys would get an inferiority complex and probably kill themselves (seriously) :) probably best not to... there are far too few remotely intelligent varieties around as it is....without having the whole man herd reduced. a gal can dream, though...

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 04/26/11 06:55 PM
Long chambers? Errrr...bigger...taller....longer? ...waiting....waiting....waiting....for who has the thicker.. Sorry Jess...I aint posting a picture of my man parts.....the other guys would get an inferiority complex and probably kill themselves (seriously) :) probably best not to... there are far too few remotely intelligent varieties around as it is....without having the whole man herd reduced. a gal can dream, though... Oh, I can send you penis pix...you would be impressed... But, out of common courtesy to my Dude friends here...I just figured it would be bad form for me to flop my stuff out here in public then listen to them all mutter and whine..."It ain't fair".."God Hates me"..."It ain't how big it is ....it's how you use it"...that kind of bullschitt rationalization.....

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 04/26/11 06:58 PM
Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 04/26/11 07:02 PM Edited by krupa on Tue 04/26/11 07:04 PM
Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing. Trust me on this Tote....when you can look at a woman and think "My d**k is bigger than your forearm"...women will KNOW what you are thinking. Freaksh and creepy..yes...but I have yet to meet an actual woman who didn't give me the go ahead.

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 04/26/11 07:12 PM
Long chambers? Errrr...bigger...taller....longer? ...waiting....waiting....waiting....for who has the thicker.. Sorry Jess...I aint posting a picture of my man parts.....the other guys would get an inferiority complex and probably kill themselves (seriously) :) probably best not to... there are far too few remotely intelligent varieties around as it is....without having the whole man herd reduced. a gal can dream, though... Oh, I can send you penis pix...you would be impressed... But, out of common courtesy to my Dude friends here...I just figured it would be bad form for me to flop my stuff out here in public then listen to them all mutter and whine..."It ain't fair".."God Hates me"..."It ain't how big it is ....it's how you use it"...that kind of bullschitt rationalization..... E....I would prefer you didn't....I would dislike having to burst your bubble... we breed our men BIG here in OZ.

EasternSquirrel Joined Wed 04/20/11 Posts: 131	Tue 04/26/11 08:10 PM
Reminds me of a joke I once heard. One guy was bragging to another that he could make a donkey laugh and cry. The other guy humored him and made a bet. "A thousand says you can't". On that note, wager commenced with the guy approacing a donkey and whispering in its ear. A few seconds later the donkey burst out laughing. Then about a minute later began weeping miserably. "okay, here's your thousand, but how did you do it?" He replied, "I told the donkey I was bigger, then proved it".

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 04/26/11 08:31 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Tue 04/26/11 08:32 PM
Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing. Trust me on this Tote....when you can look at a woman and think "My d**k is bigger than your forearm"...women will KNOW what you are thinking. Freaksh and creepy..yes...but I have yet to meet an actual woman who didn't give me the go ahead. I met a man who claimed a huge one, and he asked if I thought I could handle it. I said I would like to see. We got a room. He showed me his equipment. He was very polite. He asked if I still wanted to go through with it. You will have to use your imagination for the rest of the story.

EasternSquirrel Joined Wed 04/20/11 Posts: 131	Wed 04/27/11 06:53 AM
Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing. Trust me on this Tote....when you can look at a woman and think "My d**k is bigger than your forearm"...women will KNOW what you are thinking. Freaksh and creepy..yes...but I have yet to meet an actual woman who didn't give me the go ahead. I met a man who claimed a huge one, and he asked if I thought I could handle it. I said I would like to see. We got a room. He showed me his equipment. He was very polite. He asked if I still wanted to go through with it. You will have to use your imagination for the rest of the story. You just answered your own statement.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 04/27/11 09:56 AM
Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing. Trust me on this Tote....when you can look at a woman and think "My d**k is bigger than your forearm"...women will KNOW what you are thinking. Freaksh and creepy..yes...but I have yet to meet an actual woman who didn't give me the go ahead. I met a man who claimed a huge one, and he asked if I thought I could handle it. I said I would like to see. We got a room. He showed me his equipment. He was very polite. He asked if I still wanted to go through with it. You will have to use your imagination for the rest of the story. You just answered your own statement. No, your imagination did.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 04/27/11 01:54 PM
Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing. Trust me on this Tote....when you can look at a woman and think "My d**k is bigger than your forearm"...women will KNOW what you are thinking. Freaksh and creepy..yes...but I have yet to meet an actual woman who didn't give me the go ahead. I met a man who claimed a huge one, and he asked if I thought I could handle it. I said I would like to see. We got a room. He showed me his equipment. He was very polite. He asked if I still wanted to go through with it. You will have to use your imagination for the rest of the story. I didn't know you were that kind of lady!

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 04/27/11 02:07 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Wed 04/27/11 02:08 PM
Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing. Trust me on this Tote....when you can look at a woman and think "My d**k is bigger than your forearm"...women will KNOW what you are thinking. Freaksh and creepy..yes...but I have yet to meet an actual woman who didn't give me the go ahead. I met a man who claimed a huge one, and he asked if I thought I could handle it. I said I would like to see. We got a room. He showed me his equipment. He was very polite. He asked if I still wanted to go through with it. You will have to use your imagination for the rest of the story. I didn't know you were that kind of lady! I'm not. That was a younger sexier more adventurous me. LOL Now, I just don't get that lucky anymore.