Topic: Having a Baby AFTER the Age of 65
uk1971's photo
Fri 04/15/11 11:59 PM
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?'
I asked
'Not yet,'
She said
'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked,
'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,'
She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again,
'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,'
replied my friend. Yet again.
Growing very impatient, I asked,
'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me, irately
'WHEN HE CRIES?'
I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'...


slaphead bigsmile :banana:

axl_rose40's photo
Sat 04/16/11 02:04 AM
laugh :laughing: rofl
This made me laugh. Thank you flowerforyou

mylifetoday's photo
Sat 04/16/11 02:10 AM
Well they say the mind is the first ... the first ...

What was I saying ? laugh laugh

That was funny - Thanks. happy

BettyB's photo
Sat 04/16/11 04:13 PM
My mind id sharp as a tack.
Whats a baby ?laugh laugh