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don't take life so serious, it's not permanent
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Heavily Medicated for your protection
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The village called..we gotta give their idiot back
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I HATE COPS
THIS BUMPER STICK WAS PLACE HERE BECAUSE THIS PERSON IS A AZZZZZZ |
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There's a skinny woman inside dying to get out..too bad,I ate her.
I'm only a biotch on days ending in Y I'm pmsing..what's ur excuse? |
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Life is too short to drink n drive drinking cheap beer
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I know u think I'm sexy..that's why you keep honking
I don't have road rage..you mother****** who is a@^$#@@ |
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Caution I had the same driving instructor.
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Bumpah Stickah... I'm originally from New England so when I saw one on a vehicle in Arizona I just about pissed myself laughing...
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I'm dealt so how is that horn work for you
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I love my country, but i fear my government ! "If Guns cause Crime, Matches cause arson" |
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If you can read this the Bit@h fell off the back
fat people are hard to kidnap |
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I'm not that creative...I can't imagine you with a personality
My pit bull is smarter than your honor student I'm the one your mother warned you about MY FAV: Hug your Momma...B***H Slap Osama! |
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I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
The only Bush I trust is my own. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup |
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Wanna reenact the exorsist..keep pissing me off!
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The only Bush I trust is my own.   inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out, I usually shut her up with cookies |
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If I wanted to listen to an azzhole, I'd fart
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I see dead people..nope..those are my kids.
Don't come a`knockin if the car is a`rockin Ready..set,...stop! There's a tree! |
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Saw this one yesterday...I laughed out loud.
"Proud to be White" on an old pickup that an old black fellow was driving. The one on my car is: "Give me Head till I'm Dead" but it aint on the bumper...it's on the window behind my head so they can see it at drive throughs. |
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Seen at one of the many Philippine jeepneys: "Distance my friend...it could keep you alive longer."
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