Topic: Classes for Women.......ENROLL NOW!!!!
uk1971's photo
Wed 04/13/11 09:04 AM
Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, April 29th, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

bigsmile :banana:

vivian2981's photo
Wed 04/13/11 03:42 PM
noway noway noway Not FUNNY!

Foszil's photo
Wed 04/13/11 05:46 PM
So true, (bigsmile Viv knows it!)

vivian2981's photo
Wed 04/13/11 05:48 PM

So true, (bigsmile Viv knows it!)

:angry: do not!

TheCaptain's photo
Wed 04/13/11 09:15 PM
Just admit that its all true. bigsmile

heavenlyboy34's photo
Wed 04/13/11 10:02 PM
it's so true!! laugh rofl rofl I wish I could sign up every woman I know for this course! rofl

no photo
Thu 04/14/11 07:35 AM
I fear there would be lots of drop outs. ! ! ! ! ! ! whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa scared scared

vivian2981's photo
Thu 04/14/11 03:51 PM
no, it's not truetongue2

thewaterbearer's photo
Thu 04/14/11 03:57 PM
laugh I like the one about the 14 different baths and soaps, got to have that much or even more, hey its a woman thing.slaphead

vivian2981's photo
Thu 04/14/11 04:01 PM
Hey girl....you need to help me out here!laugh

Even if SOME of it is truelaugh

no photo
Thu 04/14/11 04:05 PM
Edited by singmesweet on Thu 04/14/11 04:06 PM

Hey girl....you need to help me out here!laugh

Even if SOME of it is truelaugh


These are silly, but that's about as far as I'd go. Though, I guess for some women they are true. But, what's with the parallel parking one? I parallel park better than most I know. bigsmile

vivian2981's photo
Thu 04/14/11 04:11 PM


Hey girl....you need to help me out here!laugh

Even if SOME of it is truelaugh


These are silly, but that's about as far as I'd go. Though, I guess for some women they are true. But, what's with the parallel parking one? I parallel park better than most I know. bigsmile



Me too....and do a lot more.

no photo
Fri 04/15/11 06:51 AM
I live downtown. I have to parallel park well, otherwise I wouldn't be able to park. laugh

vivian2981's photo
Fri 04/15/11 09:10 AM
yeah, all the men are getting that new car that parks itselflaugh

no photo
Fri 04/15/11 09:39 AM
For their wifes to drive.:banana: :banana: :banana: