Topic: Classes for Women.......ENROLL NOW!!!! | |
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Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Friday, April 29th, 2011 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined. Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
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Not FUNNY!
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So true, ( Viv knows it!)
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So true, ( Viv knows it!) do not! |
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Just admit that its all true.
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it's so true!! I wish I could sign up every woman I know for this course!
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I fear there would be lots of drop outs. ! ! ! ! ! !
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no, it's not true
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I like the one about the 14 different baths and soaps, got to have that much or even more, hey its a woman thing.
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Hey girl....you need to help me out here!
Even if SOME of it is true |
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Edited by
singmesweet
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Thu 04/14/11 04:06 PM
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Hey girl....you need to help me out here! Even if SOME of it is true These are silly, but that's about as far as I'd go. Though, I guess for some women they are true. But, what's with the parallel parking one? I parallel park better than most I know. |
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Hey girl....you need to help me out here! Even if SOME of it is true These are silly, but that's about as far as I'd go. Though, I guess for some women they are true. But, what's with the parallel parking one? I parallel park better than most I know. Me too....and do a lot more. |
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I live downtown. I have to parallel park well, otherwise I wouldn't be able to park.
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yeah, all the men are getting that new car that parks itself
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For their wifes to drive.
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