OH where have all the cowboys gone????

i see a bunch of them...wait...they look like cowboys but i am not sure lol

Shhhhhh....be vewy vwy quite. I'm hunting wabbit. Huhuhuhuhuh.

Whatever you do..STAY AWAY FROM THE HATS....there are rules about the hats.....

cool when you bring him back i'll skin 'em and make stew

To the bar where all the Cow Girls hang out!




MOO!

okay... just teach me than cuz i didnt know that

Real cowboys don't wear hats! Can't get them over the horns!

the rule is as follows : if he puts his hat on you he takes you home
if you take his hat you take him home


I don't know what happens if you both have hats......

Thanks lynne
what about the colors, do they mean something?

only noted the colors at a particular bar black they worked there, so they were sober, white they were just coming in for the fun, only made 'em a little more dangerous.......

traditionally your felt or suede hats are formal wear color is irrelevant but obviously black for formal white/tans shades more relaxed
but nowadays, since they are more of a fashion statement...anything goes and half the people wearing 'em couldn't ride a horse even if it laid down and died

HAH!

I'm an actual cowboy...I kid you not.

I was born and raised in rural Texas. Worked as an actual ranch hand for a couple of years for a sweet old couple who owned a 2,500 acre ranch.

I had horses that I hated as a kid...(they would bite me when Dad wasn't around)...



But, I ain't a regular cowboy...

I buy em drinks and get hammered with them....they usually think that I am from somewhere else. I dress differently and I speak diferently...though when I go out of state....everyone KNOWS I am a Texas boy.

There are cowboys around doll....some of em have never even actually seen a cow.

I gotta have the real thing sugar, no sense in messin' with fool's gold

Allow me to give you a real heads up..

Cowboys hearts are in the right place but they aint paid to be smart..and they ain't.

They usually ain't very loyal either...unless it is convenient.

Seriously.

I was always told if you touch a cowboy's hat, you just insulted him......like sitting on someone else's motorcycle

bikers don't smile because they might get bugs in their teeth

cowboys don't smile because they can't win a football game

loyalty, very important...and i beg to differ cowboys are very loyal, just not with whose bed they are putting their boots under...thats if you get 'em to take them off....but you know how the saying goes...home is where you hang your hat

well you know what thewy say...

Save a horse-ride a cowboy

Dropping my pants..........

:)