Topic: WHAT is Easter?
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Mon 04/04/11 12:27 PM
Three blondes just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde,
"WHAT IS EASTER?"
She replies,
"Oh, that's easy, it's the holiday in November when everybody gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful..."
"WRONG,"
replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question,
"WHAT IS EASTER?"
The second blonde replies,
"No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the her, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the third blonde and asks,
"WHAT IS EASTER?"
She smiles smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye.
"I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper, after, which he was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and was stabbed in the side, then they made him wear a crown of thorns, and he was hung on a cross. He was later buried in a nearby cave, which was sealed off by a large boulder.
Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if he sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."

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