Topic: Twenty Bucks
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Mon 04/04/11 08:50 AM
A man is leaving a bar late one night when he sees a woman in the shadows between two cars in the parking lot.
"Twenty bucks,"
she says.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell it's only twenty bucks.
They're going at it in the back seat for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?"
asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife,"
the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry,"
says the cop,
"I didn't know."
"Well,"
said the man,
"neither did I until you shone that light in her face."


oops slaphead bigsmile :banana: