I'm 99% sure I won't ever get married.
I made that deal with him because I'm positive he'll be married within ten years.

ya I know ESE

she's also the chick from the Sound Of Music

i think you will get married. some hippie will knock you up and some nice guy will come to your emotional rescue, but while he's at work the hippie will be in his lazy boy drinking his beer and wearing out the batteries on his remote. he'll come home early from work one day and bust you, but it'll be ok 'cause he will be so infatuated with you he will give you another chance. or third or fourth chance, until you are so bored with the whole thing you will divorce him and take half his stuff leaving him to pay child support. then again, i could be wrong

you know where you messed up;
hippies don't watch tv.
hahaaa.

I know I'll never get married either, but I would like to some day, I just don't see happening.

i knew i should have paid more attention in hippie101

I should have a mingle class.
hippie101.
we should start a mingle college.
:D
you can teach texas101.
haha.
totage can teach nomarriage101.

How about cats (Not the musical) 101 instead?

I'll still wear a cat costume though.

I suppose you could teach that.
I most definitely will not be signing up for that course.

You should, cats are awesome.

The ocelot only gets to be about 40 pounds, but has been known to take down an adult male deer by itself, that's pretty amazing.

we would need hairball insurance and one of those charts on how to do the Heimlich Maneuver

oh goodness.
and to think I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
I shall now die happily.

when i was your age i was 100% sure i would never marry

hey stefy,

are you married now?

Lions usually catch their prey 7 out of 10 times on average.

hey ese
i stopped crying