I was really in a quandry about where to post this, it is very funny but also very topical. I could have put it in the joke forum since most of our politics and politicans are a joke anyway. If I put it in the wrong spot you all can punish me by making me listen to Hillary for 10 seconds anyway read and enjoy

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS



COWS

Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow or put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
>courthouse. You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

oh my God your so right and very funny You make me laught.............

that is so true more people should read this... the truth hurts

The goverment will get their cow if Hillary wins




sorry

Very True

OK pt. 3 really funny.

I think the constitution works well still, but sometimes that means allowing things you don't agree with or like sometimes. Like separation of church and state, or certain personnel freedoms of others. That is what America's all about, doing what you like.

peace

thumbs up garden

no davinci!!! TWO THUMBS UP gardenforge!!!!

Let's see. The Bu****es have shattered two of Gardenforge's three things to think about. Which means they'll get around to the cows any day now.