there were three cowboys sittin around a campfire when the first one said, "i'm so tough the other day i was ridin the fence line when i seen a rattler. the son of a b*tch struck at me, so i snagged him right outta the air, bit his head off, and didn't even get a belly ache." the next ol cowboy said, "that's nuthin. other day i was workin cattle when the mean a$$ herd bull came a chargin. i lunged outta the way, swung on him like a lasso, and wrestled him to the ground." the third ol cowboy just sat there, quietly listening while he stirred the coals with his "richard". haha!