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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter" ...I'm trying to imagine how.. You need a good bible-expert to tackle this one. "If you are of this generation, you are not of this generation", Matthew, 26. That verse makes no sense. |
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead " ....  Wrong. Only if it's spelled not typhoon but Thai fun. |
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter" ...I'm trying to imagine how.. You need a good bible-expert to tackle this one. "If you are of this generation, you are not of this generation", Matthew, 26. That verse makes no sense. Sorry, I re-edited after you posted this; explanation to your objection has been provided. It makes sense if you are Christian. That's about the size of it. |
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Edited by
wux
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Wed 03/23/11 05:10 PM
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter" ...I'm trying to imagine how.. You need a good bible-expert to tackle this one. "If you are of this generation, you are not of this generation", Matthew, 26. That verse makes no sense. Sorry, I re-edited after you posted this; explanation to your objection has been provided. It makes sense if you are Christian. That's about the size of it. Sorry, I should say that I am referencing back to a thread from last night, in which a guy or person with a calculator for a picture proved a straight and non-deniable lie as uttered by the Lord, and christians were still arguing with him. My point was the false profit, and said to the christians that they can't possibly read the bible right, because they read "false profit" as "false prophet" and started to argue their point. I said, if your read what's not written, but read what you think is written, then that's a proper attitude and logically the only acceptable approach when reading the bible. |
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* Autos killing 110 a Day; Let's Resolve to do Better
* Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn't Seen in Years * British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands * Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday * Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden * Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing * Dealers will Hear Car Talk at Noon * Dr. Ruth to Talk about Sex with Newspaper Editors * Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984 * Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax * Eye Drops Off Shelf * Farmer Bill Dies in House * Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One * Iraqi Head Seeks Arms * Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? * Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy * Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years * Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped * Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead * Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted * Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 * Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency * Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again * Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim * Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan * Stolen Painting Found by Tree * Teacher Strikes Idle Kids * Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung * Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter * Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies * War Dims Hope for Peace * William Kelly was Fed Secretary |
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One of my favorites:
"Volunteers Search for Old Civil War Planes." Well, good luck with that one.... |
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead " .... they all just died to get in there, too... |
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* Autos killing 110 a Day; Let's Resolve to do Better * Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn't Seen in Years * British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands * Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday * Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden * Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing * Dealers will Hear Car Talk at Noon * Dr. Ruth to Talk about Sex with Newspaper Editors * Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984 * Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax * Eye Drops Off Shelf * Farmer Bill Dies in House * Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One * Iraqi Head Seeks Arms * Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? * Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy * Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years * Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped * Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead * Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted * Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 * Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency * Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again * Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim * Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan * Stolen Painting Found by Tree * Teacher Strikes Idle Kids * Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung * Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter * Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies * War Dims Hope for Peace * William Kelly was Fed Secretary haha... is there a ring of debris around Uranus?... i hope not  
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pretty funny
I like ur sense of humor Jeannie |
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges " ...damn that's strong tape!
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Love the headlines, jeannie, i moved this to jokes, please do keep them coming! |
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JeannieBean, Thanks very much for a good laugh!
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