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Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 20
red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 06:23 AM
Their purpose is clear - maybe not to you, but to me.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 06:24 AM
Too bad about the kamikaze pilots. They had to do all their bragging ahead of time.

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 06:28 AM
I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee. You could end up with a scalded crotch.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Tue 04/05/11 06:28 AM
I'm thinking that ignorance is bliss. Which is why I'm so blissful.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 06:34 AM
I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia: Movie The."

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 06:39 AM
Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said, "Live Nudes." I thought: Good choice.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 06:41 AM
You just can't go to a public swimming pool and splash around anymore. Everyone's swimming laps now. Some guy jumped in behind me and said, "How long are you gonna be using this lane, dude?" "Until my bladder's empty, punk."

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 06:45 AM
I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios. It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 06:51 AM
I asked her her name. 'Diane,' she said, in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 06:53 AM
I just rolled into town, boy do my sides hurt.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 06:54 AM
She didn't have the kind of dough to buy new earrings, so she used shower curtain rings. Somewhere, a bathroom was flooding

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 06:58 AM
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped with the wrong hand.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 06:59 AM
Live every day as your last... a lot of crying and begging for mercy

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 07:02 AM
You need to jump start your brain cells.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 07:11 AM
I came here from the '40s. I walked

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 07:20 AM
I'm just another passer-by from Palooka Ville!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Tue 04/05/11 07:28 AM
I'm thinking that ignorance is bliss. Which is why I'm so blissful. that's why I'm unblissfull...i'm to smart for my own good... it's a curse...

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 04/05/11 07:29 AM
Friends don't let friends drive Yugos

winterblue56 Joined Sun 12/12/10 Posts: 2465	Tue 04/05/11 07:35 AM
I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia: Movie The."

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Tue 04/05/11 07:44 AM
And I moved on...it's my job, it's what I do.