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Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy |
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can you believe my brother's hamster and turtle ran away.
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together?
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he owned them at separate times.
but they both left from the same spot. |
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could be a black hole or a portal to another dimension. try sending a jackalope through
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oh and once a guinea pig just walked into our garage out of no where.
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so then a hamster and a turtle make a guinea pig
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lol
the guinea pig eated the hamster and the turtle |
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maybe it is time for him to graduate to a real pet...
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or a stuffed animal
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guinea pig, turtle, hamster...these are like pet training wheels.
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he had a pitbull.
my father got rid of it. |
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got rid how?
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fed it to the killer hamster....
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shot him.
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he doesnt have much luck. perhaps he should downgrade to sea monkeys or hermit crabs...
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Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy I LOVE that song...Got it on my work MP3 player....I got down to it TODAY! :) Ya got great taste Stefy..... But, why no pic? You are gorgeous! (and apparently shy) |
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buy him a fish
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My uncle rescued a mastiff/pit mix once. He was being abused for fighting, but my uncle rescued him. Due to the abuse, he was the craziest dog you'd ever meet, but if he knew you, he was also the sweetest one. He didn't like hats, hoods, black people, vets, or people in uniform, but he was afraid of rain, storms, the vaccum cleaner, and brooms.
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