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Carol, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. ManO, when are you picking me up? 
Its okay. You can lean on me. I make a good crutch. 
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Every time I see this thread I hear that song All My Exes Live in Texas in my mind. But I don't have any exes in Texas. Want one? I hear Mano is available! I would prefer not to have anymore exes at all. I would like to find the one I can keep. "keep the ex, max, leap to bex, rex, and don't you cry no more. Your ex got his backs up the axe by his girl from tex, yeah, it checks. Tsk, tsk, laughs the ex, I don't mix facts with fax, Come here, both of you, you good little ex-licking fax." I just made this up. It still needs some polishing before I can send it in to the New Yorker. My Ex He came in a tux Drove a marvellous lux Ury car He loved like a candle: Hot, burning, melting wax, Oh, how sweet it was. All night, this ex, would wane and wax, For each one he carved an X on the bedpost. We lived only for sex, He called me a fox. We never lacked in fax. Then the ex got the axe He paid no more tax And the children cried for pax of hotdogs. I left the ex in Essex Went to Jackson to buy a Lex And wound up with six more exes. Coz it's easy to get married In Jackson. This was penned not by my ex, But by a serious hex, Who goes by the penname of Wux. 
Right on, sister. I am glad to have received an acknowledgement of my existence. Thanks. I was beginning to doubt that Descartes was right in saying "cogito ergo sum". Now, having regained my peace of mind, I can go back to my crypt, lie down into the cold hard comfort of my marble casket, snuggle in under the granite cover under the pale moonlight that filters through the lead-inlayed window, fall asleep to the call of the black-hooded crow and rest for another thousand years. P.s. Hold all calls, and don't wake me please, unless a busty blonde is walking past.
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Busty blonde's Oh Betts
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Carol, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. ManO, when are you picking me up?
Its okay. You can lean on me. I make a good crutch.
I will find something nice to wear. 
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Carol, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. ManO, when are you picking me up?
Its okay. You can lean on me. I make a good crutch.
I will find something nice to wear.
 that will make for a done deal.
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Dye your hair Red too that will make for a done deal.
Thanks for the tip!
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Carol, stop giving all my secrets away
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I just love it
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Edited by
Ruth34611
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Wed 04/06/11 07:27 AM
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I'm ready! Come and get me!
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I'm ready! Come and get me!
he'll be there before ya know it!
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Somebody learned to stay a lone but for me I am learning to stay with myself. I lost nothing when I have nothing. Now I am in need of someone to lost who can that be O!cupit, where are you?
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Somebody learned to stay a lone but for me I am learning to stay with myself. I lost nothing when I have nothing. Now I am in need of someone to lost who can that be O!cupit, where are you? she's right above you^^^^^^ |
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My email inbox is gonna fill up now! 
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Yep, you'll be fighting them off with a stick.
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Carol, stop giving all my secrets away
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Carol, stop giving all my secrets away
hey FRIEND........what was that remark? You calling me a DOG!!! 
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Hey you can be a little pit bull. Means yah got some fight in yah
not a bad thing
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Hey you can be a little pit bull. Means yah got some fight in yah not a bad thing
not me.....I'm shy and unobtrusive.
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Hey you can be a little pit bull. Means yah got some fight in yah not a bad thing
not me.....I'm shy and unobtrusive.
that would change if you had some bulldog in ya
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