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Turns 71 today (21 in Chuck Norris years)
Post your funny Chuck Norris comment here: 
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. |
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-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. -The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Happy birthday Chuck!!  
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Happy Bday even if you are off on some of your politics.
Every one who lives this long deserves a happy b day. I don't know any jokes about him. |
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Happy Birthday Chuck!
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. |
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