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Topic: Liberate me!
AndyBgood's photo
Tue 03/08/11 04:59 PM


Liberate you? Shall I burn your Bra???



you could..but i dunno what i did with it....



Maybe it liberated itself???


Any strange fires in your area?

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 03/08/11 05:02 PM


Dance a jig.


can't the two year old won't get off my ankle....


How could you possibly be bored with a two year old hanging around your ankle. . .

rlynne's photo
Tue 03/08/11 05:12 PM



Dance a jig.


can't the two year old won't get off my ankle....


How could you possibly be bored with a two year old hanging around your ankle. . .


winnie the pooh is only entertaining for the first three hundred times...i can't seem to detach the two year old from either at the moment... its okay though bed time is nigh...

Goofball73's photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:15 PM
You can come do my taxes.

Simonedemidova's photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:28 PM

You can come do my taxes.

laugh laugh no doubtlaugh laugh

no photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:39 PM
Hey Rlynne,
Are you still bored?

rlynne's photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:41 PM

You can come do my taxes.


okay

newarkjw's photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:42 PM
I could sing you the Barney song...........smokin

rlynne's photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:43 PM

Hey Rlynne,
Are you still bored?


no but now i'm tired

no photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:44 PM
See? there are people here who will respond to your needs with whatever it takes, no matter how distasteful

rlynne's photo
Tue 03/08/11 06:57 PM
lol i didn't think i had distasteful needs

and i knew people cared...

thats not to overshadow my appreciation for this evenings distractions thank you

Goofball73's photo
Tue 03/08/11 07:13 PM


You can come do my taxes.


okay


How much do you charge?

On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped.
laugh

rlynne's photo
Tue 03/08/11 07:15 PM



You can come do my taxes.


okay


How much do you charge?

On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped.
laugh


no but the rates would change

for taxes i'll do it for free but you must sign a no lawsuit disclosure

for any other fashion deposits start at five grand no refunds

Goofball73's photo
Tue 03/08/11 07:20 PM




You can come do my taxes.


okay


How much do you charge?

On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped.
laugh


no but the rates would change

for taxes i'll do it for free but you must sign a no lawsuit disclosure

for any other fashion deposits start at five grand no refunds


What if I cook you an awesome dinner, made breakfast, and cleaned your house? Would that warrant by passing all this deposit nonsense?

stephanie_chicago's photo
Wed 03/09/11 04:30 PM
bored too (and cold)

rlynne's photo
Wed 03/09/11 06:38 PM





You can come do my taxes.


okay


How much do you charge?

On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped.
laugh


no but the rates would change

for taxes i'll do it for free but you must sign a no lawsuit disclosure

for any other fashion deposits start at five grand no refunds


What if I cook you an awesome dinner, made breakfast, and cleaned your house? Would that warrant by passing all this deposit nonsense?


no i can handle my own domestic affairs, thank you
for the implication of any other fashion my rates stay the same...end of story if i get any serious takers i may have to up my rates...i try not to sacrifice my dignity in anything more than improbable sarcasm

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 03/09/11 06:43 PM



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