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Liberate you? Shall I burn your Bra??? you could..but i dunno what i did with it.... Maybe it liberated itself??? Any strange fires in your area? |
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Dance a jig. can't the two year old won't get off my ankle.... How could you possibly be bored with a two year old hanging around your ankle. . . |
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Dance a jig. can't the two year old won't get off my ankle.... How could you possibly be bored with a two year old hanging around your ankle. . . winnie the pooh is only entertaining for the first three hundred times...i can't seem to detach the two year old from either at the moment... its okay though bed time is nigh... |
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You can come do my taxes.
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You can come do my taxes.  no doubt
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Hey Rlynne,
Are you still bored? |
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You can come do my taxes. okay |
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I could sing you the Barney song...........
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Hey Rlynne, Are you still bored? no but now i'm tired |
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See? there are people here who will respond to your needs with whatever it takes, no matter how distasteful
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lol i didn't think i had distasteful needs
and i knew people cared... thats not to overshadow my appreciation for this evenings distractions thank you |
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You can come do my taxes. okay How much do you charge? On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped.
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You can come do my taxes. okay How much do you charge? On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped. no but the rates would change for taxes i'll do it for free but you must sign a no lawsuit disclosure for any other fashion deposits start at five grand no refunds |
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You can come do my taxes. okay How much do you charge? On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped. no but the rates would change for taxes i'll do it for free but you must sign a no lawsuit disclosure for any other fashion deposits start at five grand no refunds What if I cook you an awesome dinner, made breakfast, and cleaned your house? Would that warrant by passing all this deposit nonsense? |
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bored too (and cold)
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You can come do my taxes. okay How much do you charge? On a side note....If I asked this in any other fashion, I would get biatched slapped. no but the rates would change for taxes i'll do it for free but you must sign a no lawsuit disclosure for any other fashion deposits start at five grand no refunds What if I cook you an awesome dinner, made breakfast, and cleaned your house? Would that warrant by passing all this deposit nonsense? no i can handle my own domestic affairs, thank you for the implication of any other fashion my rates stay the same...end of story if i get any serious takers i may have to up my rates...i try not to sacrifice my dignity in anything more than improbable sarcasm |
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