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“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”
- BEETLEJUICE
- Lydia, summoning Beetlejuice
“It’s showtime!”
- BEETLEJUICE
- Beetlejuice, being summoned.
“They’re heeeere!”
- POLTERGEIST
- Carol Anne Freeling, notifying her parents of the spirits present
“Hey you guys!”
- THE GOONIES
- Sloth, calling the attention of the children he’s about to save
“Good morning, Vietnam!”
- GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM
- Adrian Cronauer’s greeting on his radio show
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill
. bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one
. of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell,
. the whole hill. Smelled like … victory.”
- APOCALYPSE NOW
- Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore, describing the feeling war brings
“Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!”
- SCARFACE
- Tony Montana, shouting his battle cry before an ambush
“I’m your Huckleberry.”
- TOMBSTONE
- Doc Holiday, volunteering to participate in a stand-off
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
- THE PRINCESS BRIDE
- Inigo Montoya, to the 6-fingered man, before his final battle with him
“Heeeeere’s Johnny!”
- THE SHINING
- Jack Torrance, maniacally calling to his wife with the intent to kill
“Khaaaaan!”
- STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KAHN
- Capt. Kirk, screaming out of frustration
“Bueller….Bueller…Bueller?”
- FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
- Economics Teacher, taking class attendance
“They call me Mr. Tibbs!”
- IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
- Virgil Tibbs, saying what they call him at home
“Bond…James Bond.”
- GOLDFINGER
- James Bond, introducing himself
“A martini…shaken, not stirred.”
- GOLDFINGER
- James Bond, ordering his signature drink
“Shall…we…play…a…game?”
- WARGAMES
- the computer system WOPR, asking its user to play a game with it
“Alrighty then!”
- ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
- Ace Ventura, acknowledging a confirmation
“The numbers all go to 11!”
- THIS IS SPINAL TAP
- Nigel Tufnel, showing off the power of his guitar amps
“To infinity…and beyond!”
- TOY STORY
- Buzz Lightyear, professing his aspiration for further exploration
“Well, la-de-da.”
- ANNIE HALL
- Annie Hall, reacting to her boyfriend in a conversation
“Yeah baby, yeah!”
- AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
- Austin Powers, conversing with his partner, Mrs. Kensington
“I know kung fu.”
- THE MATRIX
- Neo, announcing his newly acquired knowledge
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
- THEY LIVE
- Nada, announcing his intentions at a city bank
“Who are you?” – “Your worst nightmare.”
- RAMBO III
- John Rambo, angrily introducing himself to a Russian commander
“I know you are, but what am I?”
- PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
- Pee Wee, arguing with Francis Buxton
“Surely, you can’t be serious.” – “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
- AIRPLANE!
- Stryker, reacting to a request to land a plane (pilots incapacitated)
“Dammit, man, I’m a DOCTOR, not a – ”
- STAR TREK
- Leonard “Bones” McCoy, in a discussion about future technology
“I pity the fool.”
- ROCKY III
- Clubber Lang, in an interview prior to fighting Rocky Balboa
“You talkin’ to me?”
- TAXI DRIVER
- Travis Bickle, practicing a confrontation in the mirror
“You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? …well, do ya, punk?!?”
- DIRTY HARRY
- Harry, speaking to a criminal suspect before arresting him
“WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?!?”
- FULL METAL JACKET
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman to Pvt. Pyle, demanding he disarm
“There can be only one.”
- HIGHLANDER
- Connor McLeod, after finally defeating The Kurgan
“Aw, crap.”
- HELLBOY
- Hellboy, expressing his feeling about his new obligation to fight
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
- LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
- Gandalf, taking a stand against the pursuing Balrog
“THIS IS SPARTA!”
- 300
- King Leonidas, to a Persian messenger, kicking him into the “Pit of Death”
“Of course, you know, this means WAR!”
- A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
- Otis Driftwood, to a representative of New York after a misunderstanding
“Houston, we have a problem.”
- APOLLO 13
- Jim Lovell, informing Mission Control about a troublesome situation
“Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!”
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- Dorothy, Tinman, and Scarecrow, afraid of the dangers of the woods
“Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay!”
- THE WARRIORS
- Luther, taunting the Warriors, a gang accused of murder
“I must break you.”
- ROCKY IV
- Ivan Drago, to Rocky Balboa, while touching gloves
“Shit just got real.”
- BAD BOYS II
- Marcus Burnett, to Mike Lowrey, realizing the danger they’re in
“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!”
- NETWORK
- Howard Beale, broadcasting to the nation, to get mad and scream
“It’s clobberin’ time!”
- FANTASTIC FOUR
- The Thing, before fighting Dr. Doom
“Here comes the pain!”
- CARLITO’S WAY
- Carlito ‘Charlie’ Brigante, to enemies before entering a room
“HULK SMASH!”
- THE INCREDIBLE HULK
- Bruce Banner, as the Hulk, before hitting the ground
“Go ahead, make my day.”
- SUDDEN IMPACT
- Harry Callahan, to a small-time restaurant robber
“Time to nut up or shut up.”
- ZOMBIELAND
- “Tallahassee,” to “Columbus,” preparing to encounter zombies
“Resistance is futile.”
- STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT
- The Borg, to the USS Enterprise crew, informing them of the impending invasion
“Get off my plane.”
- AIR FORCE ONE
- President Marshall, to Egor Korshunov, before throwing him off the cargo bay
“Get away from her, you *****!!!”
- ALIENS
- Ellen Ripley, to the Alien queen, rescuing Newt
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
- PLANET OF THE APES
- Taylor, telling a gorilla to unhand him
“Run, Forrest, run!”
- FORREST GUMP
- Jenny, to Forrest, running from school bullies
“I’ll be back.”
- THE TERMINATOR
- Terminator, to a police front desk clerk before breaking in
“I’m too old for this ****.”
- LETHAL WEAPON
- Sgt Roger Murtaugh, reacting to his new partner, Riggs
“Thank you for your cooperation.”
- ROBOCOP
- Robocop, to convenience store owners, after stopping a criminal
“Loser!”
- ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
- Ace, to himself, after his landlord leaves
“Ding-dong, the witch is dead!”
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- The Munchkins, celebrating the Wicked Witch’s death
“I want my two dollars!”
- BETTER OFF DEAD
- Paperboy Johnny, to Lane Meyer, insisting he pay for his newspaper subscription
“SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!”
- JERRY MAGUIRE
- Jerry, to Rod Tidwell, obeying him in order to stay his agent
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
- WALL STREET
- Gordon Gekko, to a seminar crowd, on how to be successful
“Very nice, how much?”
- BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT
. GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
- Borat, to a random woman, asking for a price for sex.
“One MILLION dollars!”
- AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
- Dr. Evil, to his crew, declaring the asking price for holding the world for ransom
“I’ll buy that for a dollar!”
- ROBOCOP
- Bixby Snyder, to the camera, on the thought of having two women
“Excellent!”
- BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
- Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to take them to the iron maiden
“Bogus.”
- BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
- Bill & Ted, reacting to the King’s command to execute them
“The horror…..the horror.”
- APOCALYPSE NOW
- Col. Kurtz, saying his final words before dying
“You can’t handle the truth!”
- A FEW GOOD MEN
- Col. Fessep to Lt. Jr. Grade Kaffee on ordering a Code Red
“YES, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!”
- A TIME TO KILL
- Carl Lee Hailey, on whether child rapists deserve to die
“Damn you. Goddamn you all to hell!”
- PLANET OF THE APES
- Taylor, to the dead men of history, in reaction to the reason for why things are
“Snap out of it!”
- MOONSTRUCK
- Loretta to Ronny after saying he’s in love with her
“Why so serious?”
- THE DARK KNIGHT
- The Joker, telling a story of his father
“We’re on a mission from God.”
- THE BLUES BROTHERS
- Elwood Blues, explaining why they need Mr. Fabulous
“Shaa, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!”
- WAYNE’S WORLD
- Wayne, reacting to hosting Wayne’s World for a living
“As if!”
- CLUELESS
- Cher, after pushing off a guy who was trying to hold onto her
“I sell drugs to the community!”
- BLACK DYNAMITE
- Chocolate Giddy-Up, identifying himself as one Black Dynamite’s at war with
“You’re a disease, and I’m the cure.”
- COBRA
- Marion Cobretti, to a grocery store robber, before disabling him
“Yipee kayaye, mother****er!”
- DIE HARD
- John McClane, spewing out a phrase after Hans Gruber predicts him doing it
“Hoo-ah!”
- SCENT OF A WOMAN
- Lt. Col. Frank Slade, after Charlie Simms tells him about his scholarship
“Cowabunga!”
- TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: SECRET OF THE OOZE
- All 4 turtles, celebrating their final victory in the end
“I feel the need…the need for speed.”
- TOP GUN
- Maverick, preparing for flight
“If you build it, he will come.”
- FIELD OF DREAMS
- A whispering voice, encouraging to Ray Kinsella to build a baseball field
“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
- THE ITALIAN JOB
- Charlie Croker, telling Left-Ear about how much explosive he should have used
“Machete don’t text.”
- MACHETE
- Machete, explaining why he didn’t text Sartana Rivera
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
- JAWS
- Martin Brody to Robert Shaw, warning of the shark’s size
“Badges? We don’t have no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have
. to show you any stinking badges!”
- THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
- Gold Hat, reacting to Dobbs prompting him to prove they are policemen
“I am your father.”
- STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
- Darth Vader, revealing his true past to his son, Luke Skywalker
“I see dead people.”
- THE SIXTH SENSE
- Cole Sear, revealing his secret to Dr. Malcom Crowe
“Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- Dorothy, to her dog, realizing where they are
“…and this one time, at band camp…”
- AMERICAN PIE
- Michelle, to Jim, about a rather personal moment
“HOLY SCHNIKES!!!”
- TOMMY BOY
- Tommy Callahan, screaming at accidentally disrupting the cows’ sleep
“Great scott!”
- BACK TO THE FUTURE
- Doc Brown, expressing his shock that Marty’s back FROM the future
“INCONCEIVABLE!!!”
- THE PRINCESS BRIDE
- Vizzini, reacting in disbelief
“My momma always said,
. ‘Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.”‘
- FORREST GUMP
- Forrest, telling someone at a bus stop his mother’s musings
“It’s alive! It’s alive! IT’S ALIVE!!!”
- FRANKENSTEIN
- Henry Frankenstein, reacting to his creation coming alive
“Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. We accept her! We accept her!
. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. One of us! One of us!”
- FREAKS
- The “Freaks” of the circus chanting their acceptance of a friend
“Alright, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
- SUNSET BOULEVARD
- Norma Desmond, telling the director she’s ready
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
- SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
- Hannibal Lecter, telling Clarice Starling what he did to a census taker
“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!”
- THE EXORCIST
- Father Merrin and Father Damien Karras to a possessed Regan
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
- THE GODFATHER
- Don Corleone, to Johnny Fontane, about his plans for a Hollywood director
“Soylent Green is people!”
- SOYLENT GREEN
- Detective Thorn, to a surrounding crowd, about the secret of soylent green
“I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!”
- THE GODFATHER PART II
- Michael Corleone, to Fredo, about his betrayal to the Corleon family
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender. I coulda
. been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
- ON THE WATERFRONT
- Terry Malloy, to his brother Charley, on what could have been without fixing fights
“Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”
- CASABLANCA
- Rick Blaine, to Ilsa Lund, cheering her up while breaking up
“Never give up, never surrender!”
- GALAXY QUEST
- Commander Peter Taggart, refusing to buckle under enormous pressure
“Goonies never say die!”
- THE GOONIES
- Mikey Walsh, to Andy Charmichael, on never giving up
“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take…OUR FREEDOM!”
- BRAVEHEART
- William Wallace, to his army, before going into battle
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
- GONE WITH THE WIND
- Rhett Butler, to Scarlett, answering her question of where to go, what to do
“Oh, behave!”
- AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
- Austin Powers, responding to a naughty comment by Felicity Shagwell
“What do you mean, I’m funny?”
- GOODFELLAS
- Tommy DeVito, to Henry Hill, on Tommy’s behaviour
“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”
- THE GODFATHER PART III
- Michael Corleone, commenting on the impossibility to escape from mob life
“They’re back!”
- POLTERGEIST 2
- Carol Anne Freeling, informing her parents of the spirits’ return
“E.T. phone home.”
- E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
- E.T., the alien, declaring his desire to make contact with his native alien race
“There’s no place like home.”
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- Dorothy, performing the ritual of returning back to her home from Oz
“Yo, Adrian!”
- ROCKY
- Rocky Balboa, giving a “shout out” to his then girlfriend, Adrian Pennino
“Schwing!”
- WAYNE’S WORLD 2
- Garth, acknowledging an attractive woman’s presence
“Hey Stella! HEY STELLA!!!”
- A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
- Stanley Kowalski, calling to his wife, Stella Kowalski
“You…complete me.”
- JERRY MAGUIRE
- Jerry Maguire, to Dorothy Boyd, expressing his love for her
“You had me at ‘hello’.”
- JERRY MAGUIRE
- Dorothy Boyd, to Jerry Maguire, reciprocating Jerry’s love
“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
- WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
- Jessica Rabbit, to Eddie Valiant, on how hard it is to be a sultry, cartoon woman
“Why don’t you come up sometime, and see me?”
- SHE DONE HIM WRONG
- Lady Lou, hitting on a well-dressed man in a uniform
“Ssssssssssssmokin’!”
- THE MASK
- “The Mask,” greeting the night with an expression of excitement
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me!”
- THE GRADUATE
- Ben Braddock, calling Mrs. Robinson out on plying her wiles
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
- WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
- A female restaurant patron, to a server, asking for whatever Sally Albright ate
“My precious!”
- THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
- Gollum, answering Faramir’s question, “What did they steal?”, referring to the ring
“It’s a trap!”
- STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
- Admiral Ackbar, after realizing that the claim the 2nd Death Star is operational
“Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.”
- THE KARATE KID
- Mr. Miyagi, teaching Daniel LaRusso that his manual labor translates to karate
“SON OF A – … That’s gonna leave a mark.”
- TOMMY BOY
- Tommy Callahan III, after a mast hits him upside the head
“My bad!”
- CLUELESS
- Cher Horowitz, after her Jeep almost collides with a bicyclist
“Is it safe?”
- THE MARATHON MAN
- Dr. Szell, to Thomas “Babe” Levy, as he drills into his teeth without anesthetic
“Yes, sensei!”
- THE KARATE KID
- A karate class, to John Kreese, confirming they understand his instruction
“Hey! I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”
- MIDNIGHT COWBOY
- Ratso, angrily responding to a taxi driver honking his horn
“Sounds like SOMEBODY’S got a case of the Mondays!”
- OFFICE SPACE
- A female temp, on Peter Gibbons’ upset feeling
“Uhh….yeah.”
- OFFICE SPACE
- Bill Lumbergh, transitioning into another topic of conversation
“Forget about it.”
- DONNIE BRASCO
- Donnie Brasco and “Lefty” Ruggiero, having small-talk before a job
“In this country, you gotta make the money first.
. Then, when you get the money, you get the power.
. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman!”
- SCARFACE
- Tony Montana, to Manny Ribera, on how to attract women
“I’m the king of the world!”
- TITANIC
- Jack Dawson, expressing excitement at the front end of the Titanic
“Hakuna Matata!”
- THE LION KING
- Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba, singing their care-free mantra
“Toga, toga, toga toga!”
- ANIMAL HOUSE
- Bluto and Otter, to their fraternity brothers, encouraging them to hold a toga party
“Feed me, Seymour!”
- LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
- Audrey II, to Seymour Krelborn, asking him for more food, asking for blood
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
- 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
- HAL, to Dave Bowman, declining to open the spaceship’s pod bay doors
“Rosebud.”
- CITIZEN KANE
- Charles Foster Kane’s last words before dying
“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”
- THE WIZARD OF OZ
- The Wizard, to Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and the Tinman
. upon discovering he’s not a big, scary figure, but a man hiding behind a curtain
“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”
- CHINATOWN
- Walsh, to J.J. Gittes, discouraging him from causing any more trouble
“Live long and prosper.”
- STAR TREK
- Spock, to the Vulcan Science Academy, expressing his farewell
“May the Force be with you.”
- STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
- Jan Dodonna, to the Rebels, wishing them luck before attacking the Death Star
“Hasta la vista…baby.”
- TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
- The Terminator, to T-1000, before shattering his liquid nitrogen frozen body
“That’ll do, Pig.”
- BABE
- Farmer Hogget, to his sheep-pig, Babe, after winning a sheepdog contest
“It’s over, Johnny.”
- FIRST BLOOD
- Col. Trautman, to John Rambo, telling him his war in a small town is over
“After all, tomorrow is another day.”
- GONE WITH THE WIND
- Scarlett O’Hara to herself, convinced she can get Rhett Butler back
“In case I don’t see ya…good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.”
- THE TRUMAN SHOW
- Truman Burbank, saying his final goodbye before leaving his life’s TV studio