a little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had a collar on backwards. the little boy asked why was his collar backwards. the man who was a priest said "im a father". the little boy replied . my daddy dont wear a collar like that. the priest looked up from his book and answered i am the father of many. the boy said my dad has 4 boys 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesnt wear a collar this way. the priest was getting impatient and said iam the father of hundreds and went back to reading his book. the little boy sat quietly for awhile and leaned over and said, maybe you should use a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar

Thats a good one LMAO