A man and his wife were on their bed sleeping when a rubber broke into their materimonial bed room.The rubber went straight to the woman and made some wispers into her ears and ran to the bath room.The man called his wife and said; honny please do whatever he ask from you,you can see that he is armed and dangerous,'I LOVE YOU!.' But the wife told her husband that the rubber asked her where to get vaseline,that he is a GAY.She then told her husband,honny please do whatever he asked, I LOVE YOU!.".

I never had a rubber break in.

what ?