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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 53 | |
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She uses batteries for things other than the TV remote.
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Doesn't live in Hawaii, he just likes the shirts.
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Uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Uses dental floss for underwear.
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Wears Eileenas underwear.
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Flashes truckers all the time.
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Likes to go to all the rest areas and drink all the coffee.
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keeps a dead car battery in her trunk, so she can drive to a secluded spot, switch the batteries, and call AAA
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Likes to ride his motorcycle naked.
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is bragging got an invitation to the "Royal Wedding" (but really it's only a CVS coupon)
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Has found a way to harness energy from
elephant farts |
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uses Benjamin Moore paint as make-up
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Shops the clearance isle at the dollar store.
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uses underwire bras as cupcake holders
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Thought Moby Dick was a porno.
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gargles with Clorox Clean-Up to bleach her teeth
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Tried to shop online but her PC doesn't accept bills.
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depends on "willie the weatherman" for the weather
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depends on "willie the weatherman" for the weather He's never let me down yet! Gets winded blow-drying her hair. |
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Sells erotic toys on QVC
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