A teenager with an attitude sees a man with a pot belly and walks up to him being a smart azz and asks him when he is expecting. The startled man asked him what he meant. The kid's reply was, "You look like you are about to deliver at any time." The fat man gets what the kid is alluding too but takes a moment to answer and then he said, "Funny thing, I am giving birth to a baby elephant and the trunk is already hanging out. Wanna see it?"

This left the poor teenager stunned for a smart reply so he left with horrid images racing through his mind!

that'll land you in jail brotha!

eewwww lol