Topic: Pissing and Moaning
uk1971's photo
Fri 02/18/11 07:08 AM
A blonde called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.
He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that its the first problem I've seen that CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

slaphead bigsmile :banana:


Brianacp's photo
Fri 02/18/11 07:19 AM
I have never laughed so aloud in my whole life,thanks for making my day.

no photo
Fri 02/18/11 07:45 AM
Edited by esebulldog on Fri 02/18/11 07:46 AM
laugh

stefy's photo
Fri 02/18/11 07:50 AM
rofl