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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 02/13/11 09:32 AM
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The wrestling coach is getting the team ready for the State Championships.
The smallest and weakest wrestler was nervous about the competition. The coach tells him not to worry. "I know you haven't won a single match all year, but by the time you wrestle, we should be so far ahead it won't matter if you lose." So, the team goes out on the floor and after all but the last match, they are in a dead heat tie for the lead. The last match was to determine the state title. The coach pulls his wrestler aside and tells him, "I know you have never won a match, and he has never lost a match, but try and stay away from him and maybe nobody will get any points. And no matter what you don't let him get you in the "pretzel hold". No one has ever gotten out of it." The wrestler said, he would stay away. The two wrestlers squared off in the center of the mat. The referee blew his whistle and in less then 3 seconds, he has him in the pretzel hold. The coach throws his arms up in the air and starts to walk off the floor. All of a sudden the home town crowd jumps to their feet and start cheering and yelling. The coach turns around and the referee is standing there holding his wrestler's arm up in the air, and the other wrestler is laying on the floor. The coach starts jumping up and down and hugging his wrestler, and asks "How the hell did you get out of the pretzel hold?" The kid looks at him and says, "Well, when he got me in the pretzel hold, I thought I was done for. Then I opened my eyes and all I could see were two testicles dangling down in front of my face. So I reached out and bit them as hard as I could. And, you know something coach? It's amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your own balls."   
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LMAO!!!!!! I spit my coffee on the screen!
Thanks for the laugh! 
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That is toooo funny!!
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That is so wrong on so many levels, but funny as hell.
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