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| Topic: Mwah Ha Ha...Revenge!!! | |
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Can't be bothered with revenge. But, I used to be the master of practical jks. So glad that those days are over with. :)
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I didn't do this but it is funny... A real dink head was harassing me at work and made me cry...so my buddy took a smoke break and dumped an entire bottle of "doe in heat" pee in his unlocked car...the kicker was at lunch we were all sitting around the table eating lunch (jerk included) when my buddy started singing "doe a deer a female deer...ray a drop of golden sun!"   Cornier than Kansas Chica!
 (in Cheech Marin singing voice)
Doe..I need...to get my weed from Ray...the dealer up the street Mi...the dude, who's getting stoned Fa...Q if you don't pich in So...get it together Bro La...la la la later Dude Ti...you when you get jour funds Wheeech brings mi back to doe
Nice!
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ok, so i was home on leave celebrating just getting back from the Persian Gulf (my 1st deployment), and i was at a bar, completely trashed, and ended up going home with nasty little number. so we get to her place, and her and her room mate started smoking crack, which usually woulda just prompted me to leave, but i was half blind from the last 6 hour bender i was just on. so i end up passing out on the couch.
i wake up the next morning, still drunk, and missing my phone and the gold chain that held the crucifix i was wearing (i found the crucifix in my coat pocket a week later apparently the thieving crackheads didnt want to offend jesus). the house was completely empty, and i was just ****ing pissed. so i ended up lifting the cushions of their couch up, dropped my pants and unleased the worse "morning after a whiskey binge" liquid **** i have ever taken. i politely placed the cushions neatly back on the couch, stole their house phone, then left. (and yes, in some drunk, anger filled reasoning, taking their housephone made sense..)
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OMG
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don't judge me!
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Whats the dirtiest, meanest, nastiest thing you've ever done upon someone for revenge??? Before I learned about karma or something like it I did some bad things. I guess the worst was putting absorbine junior into the lube used for sex to a guy who lied to me. Or maybe tying all my hair up and putting on a baseball cap and pretending to be my boyfriend in his car and playing chase with "the other woman" until I had her alone and then taking the cap off. Needless to say she took off and hid for a while. Karma has made me pay for all those things and then some so I don't do that kind of thing anymore. Revenge is not good for ones health or well being. |
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eh, that is if you believe in the whole karma thing. personally, good things happen to me, and **** things happen to me. do i think they're all an interconnecting system of checks and balances on a cosmic scale? i do not.
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