birth order of your childern..lol..its a cute one
Body: THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
> >
> > Your Clothes:
> >
> > 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN
> > confirms your pregnancy.
> > 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
> > 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
> > _____________________________________________________
> > Preparing for the Birth:
> >
> > 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
> >
> > 2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time,
> > breathing
> > didn't do a thing.
> >
> > 3rd baby: You ask for an epidermal in your eighth month.
> > ______________________________________________________
> > The Layette:
> >
> > 1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them,
> > and fold
> > them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
> >
> > 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and
> > discard
> > only the ones with the darkest stains.
> >
> > 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
> > ______________________________________________________
> > Worries:
> >
> > 1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you
> > pick up
> > the baby.
> >
> > 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your
> > firstborn.
> >
> > 3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
> > swing.
> > ______________________________________________________
> > Pacifier:
> >
> > 1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until
> > you
> > can go home and wash and boil it.
> >
> > 2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with
> > some juice from the baby's bottle.
> >
> > 3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
> > ______________________________________________________
> > Diapering:
> >
> > 1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they
> > need it
> > or not.
> >
> > 2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
> > 3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to
> > complain
> > about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
> > ______________________________________________________
> > Activities:
> >
> > 1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and
> > Baby
> > Story Hour.
> >
> > 2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
> >
> > 3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
> > ______________________________________________________
> > Going Out:
> >
> > 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you
> > call home
> > five times.
> >
> > 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a
> > number where you can be reached.
> >
> > 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she
> > sees
> > blood.
> > ______________________________________________________
> > At Home:
> >
> > 1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
> >
> > 2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your
> > older child
> > isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
> > 3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the
> > children.
> > ______________________________________________________
> > Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
> >
> > 1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the
> > hospital and demand x-rays.
> >
> > 2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch
> > for the
> > coin to pass.
> >
> > 3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his
> > allowance!
> > ______________________________________________________
> >
> > Pass this on to everyone you know who has children . . . or
> > everyone who
> > KNOWS someone who has had children . . (The older the mother, the
> > funnier
> > this is!)
> >
> > GRANDCHILDREN:
> >
> > God's reward for allowing your children to live!

I was the first born. But my mom had four... poor little sis

OMG this is the best ever!! So true for my family too..

My mom actually had 5 kids... guess the youngest doesn't always get the best....

NO WONDER I'M SO MESSED UP