Topic: Newest Homeland Security Statistics
uk1971's photo
Mon 01/31/11 04:44 AM
Year to date statistics on Airport Screening from the Department of Homeland Security.




Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Explosives Discovered 0

Weapons Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Transgender 3.5

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3


slaphead bigsmile :banana:

paul1217's photo
Mon 01/31/11 12:45 PM
Have you heard the Transportation Safety Authority's new slogan?

We handle more packages than the Post Office. laugh