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| Topic: answer a silly Q. ask a silly Q. - part 6 | |
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Hell,it depends on furburgers,thighs and breasts.  Ed,How many girls did u cut & cooked for this feast?   None. They brought their own goodies. Do I look like the type to cut and cook people? |
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Hell,it depends on furburgers,thighs and breasts. Ed,How many girls did u cut & cooked for this feast? None. They brought their own goodies. Do I look like the type to cut and cook people? No, cut -n- paste maybe... Which paste tastes the best? |
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cement..cause its super
why doesnt a psychic ever win the lottery? |
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Don't know.
 How did I won the lottery then?
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Congratulations
Did you win the lottery? |
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Not yet..., but maybe I'll hit this Saturday weekend.
If I do hit would you have a winners drink with me ? |
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Sure.
 You wish to share only drinks & joy with me or the prize amount too?
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Naw. I`ve got family members and some really close friends that are like family to me to help out.
Do people look at you with dollar signs in their eyes when they know that you have won big money? |
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nope..cause im poor as dirt.
why does a your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? |
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Naw. I`ve got family members and some really close friends that are like family to me to help out.  Ed,today u broken my heart really. i was under impression that by now we are REALLY close friend  ((jk))) May be scared. Don't u get scared after seeing something giant? |
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Yup sometimes.
When's the best time to do grocery shopping ? |
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I have worked at 3 different grocery stores. The best time to do your grocery shopping at a store open 24/7 is when the night crew is working. Night stocking crews are the kewlest people that work there. No big-wig bosses or chitt head shoppers to get in your way.
Besides that the night crew goes out of their way to have fun with you. Can you use this information that I have given you? |
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Sure,It's useful really.
How much shall I pay you for this info?
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Nothing..,that's what friends do for reach other.
Would you call the police on a neighbor who allows there dog to roam outside unlease early every morning ? |
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I would talk to my neighbor first. If there is no positive results, then Fido gets the po-po called.
Do you think the police would enforce the law on this, or talk to your neighbor? |
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After he steps in what this dog has done the officer would have a delightful time enforcing the law on this dog owner.
Is it me or is it that folks are more lazy today then years ago ? |
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technology is to blame. i remember you had to get off your a$$ and go to the door to get a newspaper. now you just press a button to see the news.
why is a person who handles money a broker? |
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because he brakes our budget
are u a broker?
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because he brakes our budget are u a broker? I`m broker now than I was years ago. Do you know any money launderers? |
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Yes.
Do u think I don't know you yet?
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