Actual Letters to Landlords

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"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."


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"Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."


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"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my nob off."


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"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."


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"I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."


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"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."


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"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."


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"When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."

I accidentally rear ended a car a few days ago... I tell you, it was a
>REALLY bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf. He
>looked up at me and said
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>"I'm NOT happy!"
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>So I said, "Well then, Which one are you?"
>

lol

that was so bad it was good top

that was great!!