Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
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> We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called him a Dumb ***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a s**t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Viv,
I noticed on your profile page a photo of a guy doing some kind of sidewalk art with your picture. Thought you might appreciate this guy.

http://www.etntalk.com/sidewalk/

There's a ton of stuff on this guy. Well worth looking into.

Ahhh. You kids are way ahead of the curve. Betcha know how to program a VCR, too.

Never could set the clock on one of those things

that may be where we all started to lose our sense of history . . . our sense of where we all belong in the life of our universe. (God! that was such a stupid attempt at deep thought).

Wow....you must be older than Jerry!

Wow....you must be older than Jerry!