A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I

take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."


"What's that mean?" asked the child.


"Go ask your father. I think he's in the

garage."



The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,
and to come to you."



Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside
with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep
Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."



The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"



( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE

THIS!!!!!!!!! )



The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
so another dog is pushing her home."

how the heck did this get in the poetry section ????

I don't know but that pic disturbs me

Good one!!

what's the problem...you don't like little dogs??

This was a good one

did you see my latest blonde joke ? down the page a bit

Funny guy

You said you would be nice

butt I posted this first

















beside....I'm a big liar

really funny where did you get this?

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