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| Topic: Ever have one of those "duh" moments? | |
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I can fix a broken hot tub, change a pump on a pool, power wash 4 story houses.. BUT I CAN'T OPEN A DAMN JAR!  i lose my keys all the time! most the time i am looking for them they r in my hand! I fall off the bed in the middle of the night in deep sleep? WHY? I HAVE NO IDEA! and i dont know till i hit the floor.. i have no dream of falling! its freaky! Lol ... (((Bella))) Too funny! |
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A woman that can fix her own vacume cleaner.  BUT I CAN'T OPEN A DAMN JAR! "They" have done something to jars. There are some that I can't open, and I am not a weak woman. I insert the tip of spoon under the edge of the lid and use it as a lever--it breaks the seal and then I can open the jar. The same goes for bottles of soda: even in the same pack, some I can open with no problem and some I can't budge. I have to get the pliers to open those. I "fix" my own vacuum, closet doors, replace doorknobs, mow the lawn, clean out the gutters, and would have fixed my faucet if any hardware stores had carried the cartridge. One of my "duh" moments is when I can't find my pencil when I KNOW it was in my hand two seconds ago. Then, I find it stuck in my hair--through the base of my ponytail or french braid. I did this in class once and I swear the students knew where it was but thought it was so funny, they didn't tell me. |
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