Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m. , a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him " MIDNIGHT "... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.