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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"I'm a slow heat person, but once I'm there, I'll always be there."
As long as you're here, could you fix the furnace? |
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"sumday i want to have my own food chain"
You're already at the top unless there's a shark around here. |
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"Enjoy to spend time dog and cat very much."
I wish I had a time dog. |
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"on an island of this many millions, there have got to be some decent guys to go out with."
Lots of people make that same mistake. |
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"I'm a Mom first and my family schedule is very busy. My work schedule keeps my very busy as well but I do occasionally have free time I'd like to spend with someone special."
I'll just carry a pager. |
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"I want to move mountains with a teaspoon what an impossible task."
I think I get what you're trying to say, but maybe you're just saying you like doing things in the most inefficient way possible. |
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"My hobbies is photography, photo and scrapbooks, pen-pals, collecting pictures of animals, and medical newsletters"
But not subject-verb agreement. |
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"What makes me unique is that I go to church, I eat vegetables,
and I haven't had a boyfriend for 9 years." Healthy and upstanding and wholesome, perhaps. But I don't think it makes you all that unique. |
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"SHT IM A REAL *** BOTTOM **** SO SHT THAT PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL!!!!!!!!!"
It certainly says enough. |
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"what to put here? If my family dont like you you dont stand a chance."
That's not it. |
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"I have a whole in my heart that needs to be fixed."
A whole what? Was it broken before it got there? |
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"im tired of the dating games and head games, im tired of being lied to and cheated on, and im tired of being left."
I would think, with all the head games and lying and cheating, that you'd be the one leaving. |
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"FOR SOME OCASIONS IM SHIE"
Probably at spelling bees. |
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"Let's see where do I start here,because I don't want to bore anyone."
Way to define "self-fulfilling prophesy". |
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"I have fish both saltwater and regular fish."
It's this kind of labeling that causes tuna to organize. |
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"maybe you haven’t ever thought of turning off sports long enough to question the origins of the things you think you know before giving away all of your power and mind as an individual to worship them. "
It's 4th and long and you're blocking the tv. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 01/16/11 10:47 AM
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"I can't believe that a person being "religious" or someone's belief that the King James Bible is "the one that Jesus read" makes them a more spiritual being than I."
If Jesus read the King James bible, that really would be something... since it didn't exist until around 1600 years later and a good part of it was written about him well after his death. |
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"MY HEART IS BIG AS GOLD"
I always love a good mixed metaphor. |
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" I have a boring life that consist of sitting, eating, sleeping, taking short breaths and doing it all over again."
You realize this doesn't really make me want to spend time with you. |
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"I cant say the word cinnamin."
You can't spell it either. |
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