What if men & women swapped genitals!

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and
had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and
cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour
and a half.

8. See if they could finally do splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping
pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their
crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10
minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still
be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam
and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for
breasts too


...And, The Number One thing men would do
if they woke-up with a vagina....

1. Finally find that damned G-spot!




The top ten things women would do if they woke up
and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about
beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men
at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl
consistently,

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other
end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/shift yourself in public without
thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to
see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the
light refraction which occurs between a man's
eyes and the ruler situated next to his member
which causes two inches to be added to the
final measurement.

And, The Number One thing women would do if
they woke up with a penis...

1. Repeat number 9!