Mexican words of the day



1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.

Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.



2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.



3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.



4. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!



5. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!



6. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!



7. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.



8. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair



9. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



10. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop..



11. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.



12. *Budweiser*

That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?


13. *Brief*

Hey homes, my lady farted n the car & I couldn't BRIEF!

14. *COCKATOO*

My friend was in the bathroom & I told him 2 hurry cuz I had to qo COCKATOO!

15. *SODAS*

My vieja has big tetas & SODAS her sister.

16. *JUICY*

Hey vato, I will roll the joint, & ju tell me if JUICY the cops!

17. *JUAREZ*

My viejita slapped me & I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

18. *TISSUE*

Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how.

19. *HEATER*

My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!

Now that`s funny

Looks around to see if the "politically correct" police are watching.

OMG I just read this on another site under the heading of "redneck speak"