But I didn't say it wasn't funny in a dark way.

No I did not write this. A friend of mine emailed it to me.

Christmas, Social Commentary, and Politics all rolled into one!

Merry Christmas folks. Don't say I don't give on Christmas. If you get a laugh or a headache I gave it to you! Thank me later.

I am sure someone out there will get offended but hey, not all of us are PC.

BTW, this is controversial. Hope you like or dislike it. it wouldn't be controversial if someone didn't like it.


Here it is:

Was da nite afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin be good.
We hunged up our stockins, and hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.

All of da family, was lyin on da flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend,
and my brutha wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,
when I heard such a fuss, I thunk. .
"Sh'eet, it must be da law"

I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd, look at dat"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big *** rats.

Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brutha's got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'leece caa, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary who,
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!

Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Sum *****. . .he don did dis befoe"
He had a big bag, full of presents = at first I suspeck,
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear round my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my ****.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat sum *****".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a ****!!








NO I DID NOT WRITE THIS! I AM NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR IT!

But hey, I just had to do it or someone else would have!

lmao i had to read it with a american accent it dont sound as good in scottish lmao