There was this female Elephant that was walking through the jungle one
day and she stepped on a thorn and it got stuck in her foot.

While she was crying in excruciating pain, this little mouse was
sauntering by.

"Little mouse," the Elephant pleaded behind tears, "Would you be so kind
to pull this thorn out of my foot?"

The Mouse thought about it for a minute and replied, "I dunnoooo. What's
in it for me?"

"I will let you fuck me," said the Elephant.

"Oh boy!" the Mouse exclaimed. So he removed the thorn.

"Ok, the Elephant said, "A deal is a deal. Climb aboard."

So the Mouse shimmies up the Elephant, lifts up her tail, pulls out his
little tallywhacker and drives it in her from behind. As he started
pumping away, this huge coconut falls from the tree above and hits the
Elephant right square in the head.

"Ow!!" the Elephant cries out.

The Mouse says, "That's right, bitch. Take it all!"

Thats funny I think the Russian girls are going to go crazy for it. LOL

I was kinda hopin' that it may scare them off.

that's funny because i had this line when a woman would ask me how big
my johnson was i'd tell her that it was only 6" but i wasn't greedy and
i'd share every inch with her lol

LOL Thanks for the giggle

LOL KB

good one,keep'em cumming!LOL,Lillie

good one,keep'em cumming!LOL,Lillie