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Topic: Length.. - part 11
chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Tue 12/21/10 02:41 PM
She told me to tell you she is getting all sexified. She is coming to my house so we will be on tonight.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 12/21/10 02:42 PM Edited by esebulldog on Tue 12/21/10 02:43 PM
maybe i should go wash my ***. he's been in the hen house all afternoon (bastards starred out cck, eventhough i meant rooster)

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Tue 12/21/10 02:44 PM


chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Tue 12/21/10 02:45 PM
So ese I need to talk business with you.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 12/21/10 02:48 PM
my hourly rates are posted on mustacherides.com and if you refer a friend, you can qualify for many gifts and prizes

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Tue 12/21/10 02:48 PM
I need my ex taken care of. Can you with me?

brittanyshaw Joined Tue 09/28/10 Posts: 1931	Tue 12/21/10 02:54 PM
your bad Chels!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 12/21/10 02:55 PM
oh my delicious canadian cupcake. getting rid of an ex is easy, but it's a do-it-yourself and save kinda thing step one. find the ex that you want to get rid of step two. tell him you've reconsidered and you want to have another baby step three. watch him run

brittanyshaw Joined Tue 09/28/10 Posts: 1931	Tue 12/21/10 02:56 PM
lol hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Tue 12/21/10 02:56 PM
do you want to start a love train.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 12/21/10 03:01 PM
if this love train involves coors light. then hell mutha effin yeah

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Tue 12/21/10 03:02 PM
you can drink whatever you'd like.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 12/21/10 03:04 PM
heck, at this point, i think i would drink a gallon of her urine just to see where it came from

brittanyshaw Joined Tue 09/28/10 Posts: 1931	Tue 12/21/10 03:09 PM


esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 12/21/10 03:09 PM


bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Tue 12/21/10 03:14 PM
well isn't that nice.

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Tue 12/21/10 03:15 PM
oh my delicious canadian cupcake. getting rid of an ex is easy, but it's a do-it-yourself and save kinda thing step one. find the ex that you want to get rid of step two. tell him you've reconsidered and you want to have another baby step three. watch him run No Mr.ese we hate each other. I don't want another one of his demon children. I want him dead.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Tue 12/21/10 03:16 PM
Who rang?

brittanyshaw Joined Tue 09/28/10 Posts: 1931	Tue 12/21/10 03:16 PM
oh my delicious canadian cupcake. getting rid of an ex is easy, but it's a do-it-yourself and save kinda thing step one. find the ex that you want to get rid of step two. tell him you've reconsidered and you want to have another baby step three. watch him run No Mr.ese we hate each other. I don't want another one of his demon children. I want him dead. crrazzyyy

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 12/21/10 03:18 PM
dead huh. that's abit tougher, but not impossible. step one. buy him tickets for bungee jumping, skydiving, alligator wrestling, bull riding, etc. step two. heavily insure the boy especially for accidental death step three. let nature take it's course, then cash in the insurance