Topic: ~ Tiffany's
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Sun 12/19/10 11:46 AM
a lady walks into Tiffany's...she looks around..spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it
as she bends over to get a closer look she unexpectedly farts..very embarassed she looks around to see if anyone has noticed..
to her dismay a very good looking male salesperson is standing behind her...
he greets her with a cool,professional "Good day,Madam...how may we help you today?"
blushing and hoping he did not hear her little incident she asks him the price of the bracelet..
he answers.."Madam..if you farted just looking at it...you're gonna **** when I tell you the price.


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Sun 12/19/10 01:13 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

good one!:banana:

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Sun 12/19/10 01:40 PM
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Sun 12/19/10 02:25 PM
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Sun 12/19/10 11:38 PM

a lady walks into Tiffany's...she looks around..spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it
as she bends over to get a closer look she unexpectedly farts..very embarassed she looks around to see if anyone has noticed..
to her dismay a very good looking male salesperson is standing behind her...
he greets her with a cool,professional "Good day,Madam...how may we help you today?"
blushing and hoping he did not hear her little incident she asks him the price of the bracelet..
he answers.."Madam..if you farted just looking at it...you're gonna **** when I tell you the price.




I claim theft of a gag. lol

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/292222

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Tue 12/21/10 02:42 AM
Edited by haridassk on Tue 12/21/10 02:49 AM


a lady walks into Tiffany's...she looks around..spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it
as she bends over to get a closer look she unexpectedly farts..very embarassed she looks around to see if anyone has noticed..
to her dismay a very good looking male salesperson is standing behind her...
he greets her with a cool,professional "Good day,Madam...how may we help you today?"
blushing and hoping he did not hear her little incident she asks him the price of the bracelet..
he answers.."Madam..if you farted just looking at it...you're gonna **** when I tell you the price.




I claim theft of a gag
UK1971





shocked After enquiry it is found;

"MAY BE SAME EVENT REPEATED AGAIN POSSIBLY ANOTHER PLACE"smile2