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| Topic: Sometimes You Just Know.... | |
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Browsing through profiles on a site, and I saw the same old thing -- lots and lots of 3-or-more-girls-in-the-pic-and-you-don't-know-which-one-the-profile-is-about, lots of emptiness, lots of misspellings, lots of ostensible "sentence structure" that would irritate a blind mandrill.
But then -- something I have never seen before. Some girl has, as her main profile pic, a baby throwing up. Nice! Sometimes you just know this is not going to be "the one".... |
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Browsing through profiles on a site, and I saw the same old thing -- lots and lots of 3-or-more-girls-in-the-pic-and-you-don't-know-which-one-the-profile-is-about, lots of emptiness, lots of misspellings, lots of ostensible "sentence structure" that would irritate a blind mandrill. But then -- something I have never seen before. Some girl has, as her main profile pic, a baby throwing up. Nice! Sometimes you just know this is not going to be "the one".... Yeah, weird people and their serial killer pictures. 
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There's nothing that spells love like......
V-O-M-I-T!!!!!!! 
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Sounds like a vomit made in heaven....
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Kind of like the ones with a headline of "I am here for a real relationship...NOT SEX!"
Seriously, are those chicks looking to start out at having been married for 8 years so they can totally fore go sex? Doesn't really matter, cause that right there tells me that I wouldnt bother taking them on a traditional date...dollar burgers, 1/5th of vodka with a two liter of Sprite and xanex dessert then a run to the porn shop. |
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 That is awesome....why didn't I think of the vomit pic first????? Then maybe I would not be single!!! 
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Well, I least a vomit pic gives me a good idea how to perv on such a nasty lassie!
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Well, I least a vomit pic gives me a good idea how to perv on such a nasty lassie!
I can just picture her, standing over the kid, camera in hand, going, "Come on, Jimmy, puke your little guts out! I need a profile pic!" |
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Perhaps it was Mommy's face that made him puke in the first place.
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Perhaps it was Mommy's face that made him puke in the first place.
More likely he read her profile.... |
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