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| Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 45 | |
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Damn, I never knew she was gone. Yepers was gone for bout 2 damn years. Now the Lion (Leo) is back and wishes she'd never left! Well damn. Where have you been damit? She was kidnapped by the damn evil flying purple monkeys, if 1 of them had not gotten drunk and started bragging about it to the yellow unicorns we would never have known,,, the unicorns told the pink hippo and she sent her army of little green plastic army men to rescue her,,, she clicked her heels and is safe and sound now! All this has nothing to do with trolls stealing my remote control and changing the channels on my TV ,,,, just sayin ,,,, DAMN ! Damn if you only knew how close to the truth you are :( ((Tommy)) |
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Back at cha and those damn shades are awsome!!
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Back at cha and those damn shades are awsome!! these damned ole things  |
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So there I was ,, about to go to sleep ,, listening to the voices in my head talking among themselves and it got real quiet in there,,, I called out to them ( I hate being left by myself ) and one of them said in a very clear voice "Press one for English"
That's the last damn time I order my scrips on line from Mexico ! |
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Damn what do you have? Can I have some?
Damn did I say that out loud? |
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Damn what do you have? Can I have some? Damn did I say that out loud? yep, you can have some,,,, DAmn ,, I think I hit number 2 ,, I can't understand a word of what they are saying ! |
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D A M N the luck.
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D A M N the luck. That's the way it goes Walker ,, just when you get all your trolls all in nice straight line, you lose a wheel on your damn canoe and then understand how many pancakes to shingle a roof and your all out of mix ,,, so are the days of our lives ... |
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I'm not sure what you're saying but Damn it sounded good.
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ok let's put it another way,,
it's kinda like drifting upstream in your bass boat on a dirt road (of course) and the dinner bell rings ( which is odd cause it's 5am ) and about the time ya get the lizard out of your boot, you begin to realize how long it would take for one legged grasshopper to kick the dimples of a pickle,,, DAMN ! note to self : Never take the blue, yellow and green pills at the same time. |
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Damn, why didn't you say that to start with? It makes damn good sense now.
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I'm not sure what you're saying but Damn it sounded good. that's because he pushed the wrong damn button!! LOL |
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Damn! Poor feller. I hate when that happens.
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UPDATE :
The voices in my head are speaking English again, my imaginary friend speaks Spanish and told them if they didn't cut out there would be no more trips to the park and ice cream. He is such a damn good friend ! |
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ok let's put it another way,, it's kinda like drifting upstream in your bass boat on a dirt road (of course) and the dinner bell rings ( which is odd cause it's 5am ) and about the time ya get the lizard out of your boot, you begin to realize how long it would take for one legged grasshopper to kick the dimples of a pickle,,, DAMN ! note to self : Never take the blue, yellow and green pills at the same time. Do you have any pink pills? I heard they are damn good! You know when you kick the dimples out of the pickle you will relish the thought of dinner at 5am? WHAT?? Did you slip one of them dam green pills in my drink? LOL |
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ok let's put it another way,, it's kinda like drifting upstream in your bass boat on a dirt road (of course) and the dinner bell rings ( which is odd cause it's 5am ) and about the time ya get the lizard out of your boot, you begin to realize how long it would take for one legged grasshopper to kick the dimples of a pickle,,, DAMN ! note to self : Never take the blue, yellow and green pills at the same time. Do you have any pink pills? I heard they are damn good! You know when you kick the dimples out of the pickle you will relish the thought of dinner at 5am? WHAT?? Did you slip one of them dam green pills in my drink? LOL DAMN ! You understand the voices too ! |
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damnit you know I do...I helped write the mindboggle translation to English dictionary.
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on that note,, I have to go wrestle with the sandman, let's see ,, was I supposed to take the red pill at bed time ? or the yellow one ? I'll take both just to be sure,,
Damn good to see ya here Laura, have missed ya Elvis has left the building! Good night ! |
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nite missed you too damnit
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Damn! Is it Laci Or Laura
My damn name is SteveBertGabby. AKA BS |
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