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You kow you can always count on me Kim.
Red rose bushes, you prick yourself enough times with the thorns and you forget about your butt burning, it actually works. |
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now that we figured out the candy cane farts....where exactly is Santa Claus lane? and what kind of games do the reindeer play? |
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OK, I give !!
I can't top any of these - but what wit is amongst you Minglers!! |
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I think I'm contagious
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I think I'm contagious |
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I had to add this from the joke forum (thank you Loves2Please}
6 Ways to comfirm that Santa is a man,,, 1. He shows up late.. 2. Eats your cookie.. 3. Empties his sack.. 4. He only comes once.. 5. Calls You a ho.. 6. And leaves when your asleep.. |
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I had to add this from the joke forum (thank you Loves2Please} 6 Ways to comfirm that Santa is a man,,, 1. He shows up late.. 2. Eats your cookie.. 3. Empties his sack.. 4. He only comes once.. 5. Calls You a ho.. 6. And leaves when your asleep.. |
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I had to add this from the joke forum (thank you Loves2Please} 6 Ways to comfirm that Santa is a man,,, 1. He shows up late.. 2. Eats your cookie.. 3. Empties his sack.. 4. He only comes once.. 5. Calls You a ho.. 6. And leaves when your asleep.. I don't do over nights |
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I had to add this from the joke forum (thank you Loves2Please} 6 Ways to comfirm that Santa is a man,,, 1. He shows up late.. 2. Eats your cookie.. 3. Empties his sack.. 4. He only comes once.. 5. Calls You a ho.. 6. And leaves when your asleep.. |
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I had to add this from the joke forum (thank you Loves2Please} 6 Ways to comfirm that Santa is a man,,, 1. He shows up late.. 2. Eats your cookie.. 3. Empties his sack.. 4. He only comes once.. 5. Calls You a ho.. 6. And leaves when your asleep.. Hopefully without the necessity of chewing his own arm off! |
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