This officer is sitting outside a bar and it's closing time. A drunk guy comes stumbling out and is walks to his car, as he is walking he sees the officer. The drunk guy smiles and waves at him, and at the same time a couple people come out and head to their cars. The drunk guy gets to his car and pulls out his keys and drops them, The officer looks and says are you serious! As the drunk guy picks up his keys a couple more people come out and get into their cars and drive off. The drunk guy gets in the car, but is stumbling around having a hard time getting the key in the key hole. Some more people come out and get into their cars and drive off. The officer is sitting there and can't believe what he is seeing. The drunk guy gets the car started and again the officer says, are you serious! As the drunk starts to move the officer pulls him over. The officer walks up to him and says. Tell me something, you walked out of the bar and you smiled and wave but you still got in your car to dive off. What were you thinking? The drunk guy says, i'm the DD driver. The officer says the designated driver? The drunk guy says no. I'm the designated decoy.

I saw that coming.......

I cant say its funny tho since drunk driving is not cool