hm.
maybe i should limit the amount of people attending.

"can v b friends?, i must say ur cleavage is very nice."
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
where the hell is this cleavage he's seeing.
anyways.
it's meant to be ladies and gentlemen.
i HAVE to marry stephen colbert.
i have the school's newspaper.
it's pretty old.
so i was using it to cover my desk while i worked on my project.
it was messy and such so i was going to throw it out.
i flip it over and who do i see.
mister stephen colbert's gorgeous face.
XD
he's just there.
next to an ad for some restaurant around here.
there's no article on him.
nothing is being stated about him.
they just decided to put his face on there.
he's definitely going on my wall.
this just made my day.

awww, bh! I thought we had something special! I feel so abandoned!

An American syndicated entertainment and gossip news television show is reporting that Stephen Tyrone Colbert (an American political satirist, writer, comedian and television host) has been spotted by fans recently exiting The Ivy with Neil Patrick Harris.

(warning: do not believe everything you read)

if it's in print it has to be true