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The forehead kiss= Time to hit the optometrist
The mustache kiss= grandma loves me The tonsil hockey tongue kiss= my sister is drunk and horny The Peck= the only action you are gonna get is attatched to your wrist. The Kiss that tastes like butt= my dog loves me. The Dead Fish kiss= the kiss that immediately preceeded the lifeless hump.....my ex specialized in that one. The Gay Chicken kiss= means one of your friends just won a round of "chicken" Out here we play Gay chicken...it is hilarious. Until you find the idiots who never chicken out........... |
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The first kiss, when you have waited for it, let the longing build, ahhhh a real first kiss is, well, let's face it Alice, the stuff of memories.
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The forehead kiss= Time to hit the optometrist The mustache kiss= grandma loves me The tonsil hockey tongue kiss= my sister is drunk and horny The Peck= the only action you are gonna get is attatched to your wrist. The Kiss that tastes like butt= my dog loves me. The Dead Fish kiss= the kiss that immediately preceeded the lifeless hump.....my ex specialized in that one. The Gay Chicken kiss= means one of your friends just won a round of "chicken" Out here we play Gay chicken...it is hilarious. Until you find the idiots who never chicken out........... You NEED kissed big time! This list is sadly, except maybe the Gay Chicken game, what ever the heck that is!!?? |
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Gay Chicken is played by straight guys.....in PUBLIC. (think of two cars heading for each other...one will swerve: chicken)
I wait till I am getting a soda in a store or standing in line with a friend at Wal-mart....when he aint paying attention, ya pucker up and SLOWLY lean in for the kiss...when he notices, (after other people are thinking "WTF???") The guys always fall over themselves trying to get away in complete panick....that is when you raise your arms in victory and loudly announce "I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN!!!!" Women cant play it cause they dont mind lady kisses. |
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Gay Chicken is played by straight guys.....in PUBLIC. (think of two cars heading for each other...one will swerve: chicken) I wait till I am getting a soda in a store or standing in line with a friend at Wal-mart....when he aint paying attention, ya pucker up and SLOWLY lean in for the kiss...when he notices, (after other people are thinking "WTF???") The guys always fall over themselves trying to get away in complete panick....that is when you raise your arms in victory and loudly announce "I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN!!!!" Women cant play it cause they dont mind lady kisses. I wanna play this game big time! Not sure how it would fly here, me being new and all. Hell might be a way to find some action!! LOL Wait I just read closer, this game discriminates against us???? I am, for one, not overly fond of lady kisses except on the lips! LOLOLOL |
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